Tuesday, May 04, 2010

A police spokesperson said

Residents and local businesses in an area of Central London have reported a number of occurrences where small bundles of blank but stamped envelopes have been turning up unexpectedly outside their doors causing consternation within the community.

Police said they were aware of their concerns and were addressing them.

Yeah, yeah ok.... but as an organisation we just keep on putting this sort of blandness out.

How many other vague non offensive sound bites do we come out with...?

Now if Heineken did press releases...........
‘Following a review of workload on reported Crime on the Borough it has been recommended that 15% of victims be sent a letter advising enrolment in a Life skills course or alternatively if they are passing a Life shop they pop in and get one’