Blues and chews.....
The Daily Mail seems to have far too many pages to fill these days.
Its well gone Midnight and you are catching up on some paperwork.That comfort choc is at hand.If you are working a busy Late Late or a Night shift then sometimes only a choc bar will do to keep you going (My personal late shift sugar rush is a Crunchie bar dipped in a hot cup of tea)and you find yourself called to a fight outside a club.
You turn up and actually its not a fight but an airhead Z lister having a spat with another clubber.You step in and deal,like a thousand other times we deal with idiots across this capital over 24 hours.
Then you find yourself near to a full page spread in the Mail.
I don't know who you are officer but take no notice of the sneery hack who wrote the article and the 'razzi' who's only skill is to stand outside a drinking establishment with a camera for hours with a hope of some form of picture...
You are out there, early hours, dealing with useless wasters..
Enjoy your Twix.
Its well gone Midnight and you are catching up on some paperwork.That comfort choc is at hand.If you are working a busy Late Late or a Night shift then sometimes only a choc bar will do to keep you going (My personal late shift sugar rush is a Crunchie bar dipped in a hot cup of tea)and you find yourself called to a fight outside a club.
You turn up and actually its not a fight but an airhead Z lister having a spat with another clubber.You step in and deal,like a thousand other times we deal with idiots across this capital over 24 hours.
Then you find yourself near to a full page spread in the Mail.
I don't know who you are officer but take no notice of the sneery hack who wrote the article and the 'razzi' who's only skill is to stand outside a drinking establishment with a camera for hours with a hope of some form of picture...
You are out there, early hours, dealing with useless wasters..
Enjoy your Twix.
2 Comments:
LOL.
I think thats hilarious.
Poor man though, only time for a quick choc bar.
Annette,
I expect an E-mail soon saying that unauthorised confectionary should not be attached to police issue protective equipment.
I say unauthorised because I expect in this public/private finance world we may end up being sponsored by Cadbury Schweppes or whatever they are these days...
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